If I may, I'd like to suggest getting whitelisted. I think you have a perfectly valid argument for it. Most blacklists check the whitelists before adding a record to their lists, This would greatly reduce or even permanently block your being listed in the major BLs.
I disagree with the assertion that blacklisting is a bad practice as long as it's done with something to balance it out, such as spf, or whitelist checking. Blacklist use is effective, and is here to stay.
I know you frequently get auto-reported by hardware devices inadvertantly when admins sign up for your monitoring service, and forget to whitelist you on their hardware. Unless this admin is a dolt, he will usually realize his mistake, and whitelist you from reporting and blacklisting, however might not report his mistake to the BLs. This might fix that.
Regards,
Rich